HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW.
YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.
Booze Birthday Cake Shots!
What you need:
- 1 oz. Cake Vodka
- 1 tsp Dry White Cake Mix
- 1/2 oz. Whipped Cream Vodka
- 1/2 oz. Half & Half
- Whipped Cream
- Sprinkles
How to make:
Shake all ingredients in a martini shaker with ice and strain into sprinkle-rimmed (optional) shooter or shot glass and top with whipped cream and more sprinkles.
i was just reminded that a few years ago the government chased this balloon for hours because they thought a boy was in it
the nation was on the edges of their seats
there was no boy in that balloon
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT. This is why I love tumblr omfg.
omg and they were on like 83290 talk shows and they kept asking the kid about it and he was always like I HAVE TO THROW UP and ran away